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Birds Aren't Real
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
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- Other Businesses & Services (primary)
Products
- Bird Watching Long Sleeve Shirt — Please allow 3-5 days for your order to ship. 6oz, 100% Cotton T-Shirt Garment Dyed Relaxed Fit Ribbed Collar
- If It Flies Poster — Please allow 3-5 days for your order to ship.
- If It Flies Shirt — Please allow 2-3 weeks for your order to ship. 6oz, 100% Cotton T-Shirt Garment Dyed Relaxed Fit Ribbed Collar
- Pigeons are Liars Shirt — Please allow 3-5 days for your order to ship. 6oz, 100% Cotton T-Shirt Garment Dyed Relaxed Fit Ribbed Collar
- Rainbow Hat — Please allow 2-3 weeks for your order to ship.
- Sticker Pack (4) — Please allow 3-5 days for your order to ship. Set of 4 3" Wide
Public contacts
- Public phone: 1959-2001
- instagram: https://www.instagram.com/birdsarentreal?hl=en
- tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@birdsarentreal?lang=en
- x: https://x.com/birdsarentreal
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Registry verification: Not Registry Verified
Directory score: 95
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- Birds Aren't Real
- Bird Watching Long Sleeve Shirt – Birds Aren't Real
- Pigeons are Liars Shirt – Birds Aren't Real
- If It Flies Poster – Birds Aren't Real
- Rainbow Hat – Birds Aren't Real
- If It Flies Shirt – Birds Aren't Real
- Sticker Pack (4) – Birds Aren't Real
- About – Birds Aren't Real